Contributed
To where will Sydneysiders flee when the next flotilla of Chinese warships sails into Sydney Harbour on a Sunday morning unannounced only this time full of troops and armaments ready to take over the city and state?
Two-faced Communist politicians such as Anthony Albanese and NSW Premier Chris Minns have just finished disarming the population of NSW over an Israeli psy-op at Bondi Beach which China had been keeping a close eye on.
Chinese military commanders knew there would not be even token resistance from the unarmed population and a detachment of 3000 US Marines at Darwin posed no threat to the 8000 Chinese troops spewing onto the wharves in Sydney Harbour from docked troop ships catching the Garden Island Navy Base completely by surprise.
The Australian military was virtually non-existent and neutered after a decade of Labor’s diversity rules.
There are around 5000 active Australian troops stationed around NSW but those few on duty on a Sunday morning available to engage the quickly spreading Chinese army would be ineffective.
The RAAF base at Williamstown has a few groundcrew and a squadron of F35A fighter aircraft which are of no value as the enemy warships have already docked.
What next? The Chinese marines will easily commandeer vehicles and along with their own find and disable all television and radio stations while a larger contingent makes its way to Williamstown to capture the F35’s and all the other military aircraft.
Telstra towers and telephone exchanges will be disabled in no time and the warships will have radio jamming equipment making all phones useless.
Chinese tourists have been regularly mapping out Sydney and other capitals for decades and the military now has all sensitive infrastructure marked on their GPS.
Other troops will seal off all exits from Sydney and the only opposition will be kids with gel blasters, but no, idiot Minns and Lanyon banned them too. Maybe some kids have slingshots?
Pauline Hanson told Minns to get out of the way, she was coming with her gel blasters, which she retrieved from under the bed.
Wait a minute what about the 6000 police officers stationed around Sydney district? They would be no match with their Glock pistols against far superior Chinese weaponry.
Meantime another three Chinese warships enter the harbour disgorging another 6000 frontline soldiers by helicopter and amphibious craft while Chinese fighter planes soar overhead
Terrified LibLab politicians are running around like headless chooks, cursing Virgin Airlines for not reporting the newly-arrived Chinese armada to air traffic control.
“Why didn’t Labor or Liberal boost and continue the school army cadet system 30 years ago?” Minns was heard screaming at his 40 policy advisers. “We have nobody trained to pick up a rifle!”
“But there are no rifles,” retorted a horrified young staffer who had just come onboard from the ABC to train Minns’ staff.
Minns was last seen heading west in his government EV carrying half a dozen jerry cans of petrol and a forfeited 12g pump action shotgun followed by the executives of various sporting shooter organisations and a few terrified Greens which allowed Minns and his Marxist cohorts to take the guns.
Not one shot has been fired in anger at the second Chinese wave across Sydney as there are no guns in private hands and the Glocks ran out of ammo with the first wave then the Chinese took out any police who made a token effort to repel the invaders.
Meanwhile hostile troops are flat out rounding up outspoken Facebook warriors and taking them to the Covid internment camps for re-education.
Stephen Bendle, Convenor of the Australian Gun Safety Alliance, has agreed with the Chinese commanders to head up the re-education camps which with the aid of Telstra’s 5G transmissions will re-program those rebels who dared question Bendle’s, Minns’ and Albanese’s gun confiscation and the Bondi bastardry which enabled them to do it.
It is a big ask to get 500 Aussie soldiers onto the streets after finding keys to the armoury then find enough live ammo to fill a magazine of their Steyr popguns at 6am on a Sunday morning let alone over the Christmas period.
Most are on leave.
By the time our soldiers are on the ground it is too late. All the military barracks scattered around the Sydney district have been surrounded by Chinese and our soldiers are given the opportunity to surrender or else.
More Chinese warships are eventually discovered along the coast when a fishing boat called up the Fisheries Department complaining an aircraft carrier nearly cut his boat in two while a rubber duckie carrying three gook commandos stole his Mackerel at gunpoint.
China in a few days has taken over all of the east coast, Torres Strait and Arafura sea lanes and they will wait patiently for a week until Australia’s fuel supply is exhausted and with 120,000 troops and aircraft along the east coast will move on Brisbane, Gladstone and Townsville.
In the meantime thousands of Indonesian troops have moved into Western Australia which lost its guns years ago. Not a shot was fired in anger. Noted Marxist Premier Roger Cook was last seen at the airport negotiating with several Kopassas officers about taking over Roy Hill iron ore mine and all the Kimberley cattle.
But Queensland won’t be a pushover like NSW, WA and South Australia. The Sunshine State has nearly 1,142,000 legal firearms, an unknown number of surplus Chinese SKK’s and several hundred thousand residents who know how to use them.
Unfortunately the Army under General Angus Campbell expended its $10 billion budget on lawyers trying to hang VC winner Ben Roberts Smith and confiscate campaign and medals of valour from retired diggers.
Chinese commanders will have to be quite circumspect when they decide to move into Queensland. The LNP Premier seems to have worked out what went on at Bondi. No guns have yet been confiscated and the state’s unofficial civil militia and roo shooters have been mobilized to assist whatever military troops could be dragged from hair salons and pedicure clinics.
Meanwhile the Aboriginal industry which owns around 70 per cent of the Aussie land mass has been busy rounding up some of the thousands of Pacific Islanders working on fruit farms to gather a few truck loads of green eucalyptus leaves while they look for Ernie Dingo to help with getting dozens of ‘welcome to country’ smoking ceremonies ready for the Chinese invaders.
Murri spokesman Noel Pearson agreed to talk to the invaders and would try to cut a deal on Ayers Rock, Sydney Opera House and the Daintree World Heritage area provided the Chinese allow Castlemaine Perkins in Brisbane to stay open.
In the meantime Albanese broke off eucalypt branches, suffering scratches from a few attached koalas in Kirrabilli gardens annoying Sarah Hanson Young who was hiding from Chinese soldiers, to make some welcome smoke for the Chinese Admiral due to move in the next day.
But Albo didn’t know how to light a fire let alone burn green leaves so winding up a bullroarer he found on the alcove wall at Kirribilli House, called for pseudo black woman Lydia Thorpe to come to his aid.
had changed when the Admiral patted her on the bum
Lydia arrived in time for the Admiral’s welcome ceremony and after he mistakenly patted her bum a few times in the smoke haze thinking it was Albo, she decided to move into Kirribilli House with him which was the only way she would ever get into that essentially male residence.
Donald Trump heard about the Chinese incursion but was so busy taking out Venezuelan drug runners with the Third Fleet he tossed Albo to Fraser Island dingoes.
“Between the stupid Prime Minister, his retarted Ambassador and Chinese spy Wong they have destroyed the country anyway and pocketed so many bribes from Chinese renewable companies they can look after themselves,” Trump told Fox News.
“Our Marines can come home to help keep peace on US streets and I will turn Pine Gap into a 36 hole golf resort, for wealthy Chinese of course.”
Albanese was last seen at the wharf on a Chinese phone pleading with President Xi to hold off the incursion until 2035 when Australia might have access to two Virginia Class submarines.
Xi told him to recall his Mandarin-speaking US Ambassador as an interpreter because he didn’t understand English very well.
This scenario, NSW voters is just around the corner. Will you allow the NSW Communists to disarm you?